The House That Tosh Built.
Welcome to the continuing mystery of ‘Why so Many People Actually Bother to Watch ‘Big Brother’!
Today, we waste our time looking at what designers have managed to do to the ‘famous’ house for the last celebrity series of the show…
Apparently, one of the biggest influences behind the new decor for the property is Dante; and I am sure that he will be turning in his grave. Imagine seeing your work play a major role in the makeover of a house for the world’s most boring and inane television programme. If he ever wanted to truly know what Hell was like then I am sure that he now has a pretty good idea.
Oh, it’s all so exciting, isn’t it? And if the new look of the Big Brother house is not enough then there is always the sub-drama of poor old Boy George not being able to star in the show. The authorities do not think that he should have to ‘honour’ of being in Celebrity Big Brother as he is still on probation after handcuffing a male escort to his wall; silly boy (George)!
I don’t want to throw a damper on the whole thing about the Big Brother show, after all, it is going to be leaving our screens for good very soon… It is an exhilarating time for us all! So many inebriated people will just have nothing suitable to watch on TV when they return from a highly productive pub-crawl. I am sure that the despondency will be truly palpable. There are sure to be many tears before bedtime for a lot of today’s reality television addicted generation.
So, what is to become of the house in the future? Perhaps it will be kept as a ‘living memorial’ so that our children’s children can have a valuable relic of our ‘cultural achievements’.
Or maybe not.